Simple Me.


poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

(Source: poodlepunk, via manda)

— 1 day ago with 130564 notes

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms, via slutg0d)

— 2 days ago with 304825 notes

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

(Source: iiiarclight, via freedomislost-deactivated201407)

— 5 days ago with 181370 notes
neon-vagina:

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real


Well obviously

neon-vagina:

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

Well obviously

(Source: ronswansoning)

— 5 days ago with 327072 notes

pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

(via freedomislost-deactivated201407)

— 5 days ago with 73048 notes

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via freedomislost-deactivated201407)

— 5 days ago with 449914 notes

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

(via manda)

— 5 days ago with 428127 notes